A traveler in the Himalayas came upon a great gathering of holy men and
philosophers, representing all aspects of belief and including one aged
guru reputed to have achieved Nirvana by subsisting entirely on a diet of
asparagus.
The traveler was astonished when, in a sudden mountain shower, all of the
participants in this conclave were drenched except the asparagus-eater.
"This is not incredible," explained the guide. "Bliss is the awning of the
sage of asparagus."