No Smoking
A devotee goes into the Temple President's office. The President looks very concerned. Tamoharadasa," she exclaims, "I was coming to the temple this morning and saw you and Krsna dasa sitting outside a bar, and Krsna dasa was smoking a cigarette! Doesn't he know that's not allowed? Why didn't you say something to him??!"
To which Tamoharadasa replies, "Yeah, well, I tries to tell 'im, eh, but he won't listen to me when he's drinkin'!"