by Shastra Chaksus
Scientists with the Obama administration moved swiftly to curb the climate-changing situation called "Christmas Gasses" (CG's). This ice-cap melting phenomenon results from excess flatulence caused by out-of control revelers. In 2011, proposed Maximum Emission Permits (MEP's) will become obligatory for all citizens. Those who do not comply will get the gas chamber.
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