Cartoon by Atma Vidya das - Text by Jaya Madhava das


From: The Desk of the GBC - ISKCON'S - Ultimate Managing Authority

H.H. Bhakti Caru Swami has a very Special Invitation for ALL ISKCON Devotees:

The GBC Body is proud to announce that the current head of the GBC, H.H. Bhakti Caru Swami has organized another Fabulous LUXURY BOAT CRUISE for the "2018 Happy New Year." Take Darshan with ISKCON's head GBC guru in style!

Bring in the New Year with a K. C. BANG! Swimming Pool… Movie Stars! Special Guests include Radhanath Swami and his Guravani Kuli Rock Band.

Many surprise Sanyassi Guru guests too!!! Join the FUN, FUN, FUN!!!

Tired of ISKCON's endless scandals and fault finders? No Problem! The GBC Body's Head, an Ocean of mercy, offer's you the chance of a lifetime (life after life).

Stop and Smell the Salt Water and Non-devotees! Relax with devotees! GET AWAY from your everyday troubles of managing ISKCON -- your job, marriage or your spiritual life. Donate to Mayapur --

Regarding the cost, yes, we know it's expensive. Don't be attached, surrender to KRSNA! Don't worry about the expense, we accept all credit cards. It's Krishna's - Seva!

We Accept all Major Credit Cards

VISA--MasterCard--American Express ---- (don't leave your body without it)

Bring your own swim suits and games too... (Bead bags optional)

First Come, First Served, Hurry While Rooms and Openings Last

Your Servants

Bhakti Caru Swami and the GBC Body
All Glories to Srila Prabhupada

P.S. Important NOTE: All devotees are requested to get a Life Insurance Policy. (Just in case…) Remember, God helps those 'who help themselves'.



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