ISKCON Much Beloved Glorious GBC Leaders
BY: BHAKTA KIM DONG BONG
Apr 1, 2012 PYONGANG, NORTH KOREA (SUN) Today now Great Festival Day and on this wondrous occasion all simpleton peoples of world unite by holding of the hand to hand and give honor aplenty to greatly admired GBC leaders.
Everywhere in world on this day our resplendent leaders of GBC men is much revered most reverentially. They all born on highest peak of mountain with flock of bird singing gloriously their coming epoch. By graciousness of fearless GBC men, wondrous acharyas eleven emerge from sobbing midst to take charge like captain of ship and bring world enlightenment and salvation to suffering masses of unfortunates like you.
On this gala Jubilee Holiday Day now history show world effect of GBC wondrous holy men Acharyas. Great Hansadutta Hari Kirtan Thakur now fly away like white swan into sunlit sky only to see now and then joyously staggering down city street. Satswarupa Holy Gurupad write hundred book of deep intellect so deeply intellectual only he and his psychiatrist can understand profound and plentiful depth. His Divine Grace Shrila Acharyadeva become great leader in sportswear and baseball cap fashion industry revered by Thommy Hilfiger. Jayatirtha follow head shadow of bodyless Rahu across great blue sky into heavens. His Divine Grace Shrila Bhavananda genuine spiritual master and Guru as stated in Back to Godhead help ISKCON become charitable institution by return to Holiest place, which other nonsense brothers still not welcome to come.
So generous also Shrila Rameshwara buy nice dresses of genuine leather and not cheap Chinese imitation plasticky one for underage brahmacharini girl and kindly feed her pizza too. GBC programme continue to this day.
So many chapter of historical episode of wondrous leader it now hard to reflect in mind so much gloriousness on such today's Happy Holiday. And wondrous near-PhD leader Shrila Goswami Maharaja try to write thesis now ghost written publish by great University. So many bodacious leader going college learn good writing not like me and of course dumb fool like you. Shrila Rabindra Swarupa know all religion study and nothing else remotely useful. And Jayadwaita know how to change word and meaning of book due to grand academia that only he have.
Now we build giant statue of dauntless GBC commanders who command we the humble world citizen and all people daily cherish example of great religion corporate pioneer icon at public gathering. You not suffice in sincerity you get you head much decapitate or chance for get twenty year in re-education camp for benefit you. All such glorious, dear, revered leader GBC save Hare Krishna Movement by ethnically cleanse away to sacrifice all disposable, useless, unneeded foot soldier Prabhupada initiates.
On such great Happy Holiday Festive as this once yearly occasion we wash feet of all GBC and pour into big pot for group drinking of delicious intoxicating nectareous substance. We publish Vyasa Puja for all GBC who are pure devotee and direct representative of Vyasadeva. We worship great sitting place of GBC member, too, as holy portal to God-land. We the follower who are so unworthy of great magnanimity of GBC blessing.
OK. So Great Festival here today now and it now for us to wish all peon blind following of GBC like you to festively enjoy very happy time on such miraculous April Fool's Day.